It’s always time for nap time
Baby boy wants a bite of my cheesecake
Look how vicious Rottweilers are
white boys who respond to criticism of racism and sexism by ominously saying that there are ‘bigger problems’ scare me. like what is this big secret problem and why won’t anyone tell me about it? are we going to be eaten alive by mutant sharks? are oranges secretly poisoning us? who knows. the white boys, apparently.
If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit
Have fun figuring out which
there’s gonna be a theme party 50 days before our graduation and i was really stoked cause hey costumes but then they revealed the theme and apparently it’s “white”, as in y’know fancy white dresses and tuxedos, like a wedding i guess
would they let me in if i showed up as a toilet-paper mummy i wonder
"we’re all human!"
yeah except you never had to fight for your humanity
"we all bleed red!"
yeah except it’s not your blood running in the streets
"we should all be just nice to each other!"
yeah except you’re not holding up your end of the bargain